Hello, welcome to Dollar Tree. Can I help you find anything this Sunday morning?
(Alpaca Grandma pushes her way past, while both snorting and refusing to abide by all traffic laws, she obscenely curses..)
"I know where I am - goddammit! I just can't see your ass, batteries, shit!!"
Mam, that's because our conveniently placed battery center can be found five feet to the left of us..
Yup, right there..
No, not the right - directly to your left..
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No Mam! Left.. left, left!
Right there. Directly in front you.
Yup, right theeeerrreee mam.
Yes mam, those are batteries.
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No.. we don't carry car batteries here.
Sorry.
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Let me know if you need anything more.
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