Genesis 3

"In the beginning was he earth and the earth was made fresh, and so the earth was made two; Mountian and River. The mountain stood and the river ran. The River ran over, around, through, and between the Mountain, never in one place twice and never longer than thrice the number of it times it was there twice. The Mountain stood, rose, and fell, never lower than the bottom and never higher than the top.

The mountain was wise; it did not know what it did not know what it did not know. The river was wise, it knew what it knew. The Mountain did not know that it did not know how to run. The River knew that it could not stand alone and asked the mountain for help . The Mountain wanted to help the River as it knew how to stand. The Mountain yelled and caused a land slide to run and blocked the river, and so the Mountain ran. The river could not run on further and so it formed a lake of standing water, and so the river stoof. They stood and they ran, and when it pleased them they ran and they stood , and so earth was made fresh with life. "

VIA Christopher Lackey